Keveth the Happy Freeloader

6:22pm:

5:28pm: Speaks like a an ESL kind of guy, but no! He's a native of America! A former Marine, a teacher in California schools, and and now a teacher in Korea/Japan and reviewer of Amazon books! He said in his review of the book 1776, and I quote:

I would have like to have seen real photos of Washington and his crew and of George the King, but the writer included none.. After 300 pages and weeks of reading, we don't even get to learn who won the war.

Real photos. Of George Washington. My American friends all assure me this is impossible.

The comments in the link I provided do a good job of dissecting this "educationalist" guy's profile and other reviews. :) Fun stuff.

5:35am: Americans are so dumb sometimes. The woman exaggerated everything and deluded herself into thinking she was traumatized and deserved money. Dumbass.

Befriend mock_the_stupid today!

12:56am: I need to get my own e-mail address so we can start taking requests for sporkage, seh. You know it's really hard not to use expressions from your first language when speaking English. But the longer you stay in America the easier it gets! That's the way the cookie crumbles!

I'm going to go back and someone's going to say something like, "Aite, kae e vat maediai" and I'll say, "That's the way the cookie crumbles." I just know it.

1:14am: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters.php

Great stuff.

12:52am: Bored..... so... I'm going to go join more communities.

4:22am: Obligatory intro post-

I actually don't feel like tlaking to anyone right now. Just creating this journal and selecting a mood theme and uplaoding my mostly stolen icons and all that was hard work! I also seem to be stuck in some kind of multiplicity-like limbo with my best friend, who might not exist anymore.

Poor Donnie Dorko. I'm going to miss him.

And, yes, I have to remind everyone that I'm not real. :P I'm real but chances are you don't believe me, because I'm real in a *special* way. Special. I'm very special.

My name is Keveth. I am, officially, an actor from another planet. I've been in two movies. Both are indie films, and one is more indie than the other. I'm very indie. Hoo-ha for indie films!

I love Nirvana with a passion bordering on lust. I love clever twists of words, too, and I'm going to use them a lot, and I'm not going to mean half the things I say. Sometimes I say things just because they sound good. I have this in common with my friend and a major soulbond from our group.

Here's to finding my identity and my best friend who might not exist anymore! Cheers.

4:01am: I'm easy to please, seh. Don't worry a thing!